Homeracing

Texting with Zenyatta

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Molly Jo Rosen

April 22nd, 2014

(the following satire is meant for pure enjoyment)
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courtesy Zenyatta.com



You'd think with the birth of Zenyatta's third foal - a filly by War Front - born at 12:03 am ET on Easter Sunday, that her text messages would be all Congrats! and Ohh!!!

 

But no.

 

#TeamBetAmerica's Derek Brown was able to get a hold of QueenZ's phone and what he found was anything but the standard It's A Girl fare...

 

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